

Miss March(2009)
"After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart... on pages 95-97."
Overview
A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.
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Zach Cregger
Eugene Bell

Trevor Moore
Tucker Cleigh

Raquel Alessi
Cindi Whitehall

Molly Stanton
Candace

Craig Robinson
Horsedick.MPEG

Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner

Carla Jimenez
Nurse Juanita

Cedric Yarbrough
Doctor

Geoff Meed
Fireman Rick

Slade Pearce
Young Eugene

Remy Thorne
Young Tucker

Eve Mauro
Vonka

Alexis Raben
Katja

Windell Middlebrooks
Bouncer #1

Lindsay Schoneweis
Sheila

David Wells
Principal

Tanjareen Martin
Crystal
Britten Kelley
Chevonne

Barry Sigismondi
Mr. Whitehall

Alex Donnelley
Mrs. Whitehall

Josh Fadem
Flava Flav Kid

Paul Rogan
Mr. Biederman

Kate Luyben
Mrs. Biederman

Seth Morris
Boss

Anthony Jeselnik
Director

Niki J. Crawford
Janine

Bonita Friedericy
Diner Waitress

Carrie Keagan
Carrie Keagan

Ashley Lomberger
Beautiful Girl #1

Annie Ilonzeh
Beautiful Girl #2

Melissa Ordway
Gorgeous Girl

Jessica Vilchis
Sexy Girl #1
Lyndsay Haldorson
Sexy Girl #2

Garrett Warren
Fireman #2

Chris Gann
Fireman #4

Sara Jean Underwood
Sara Jean Underwood

Betsy Rue
Strawberrius

Madison Riley
Socialite

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson
Quinton Jackson

Sheila Platte
Bunny (uncredited)

Francesca Zappitelli
Music Video Girl (uncredited)
Deanie Ballard
Posse Member #1

40 Glocc
Posse Member #2

Michael Busch
Employee
Ryan Kitley
Waiter
Shark Firestone
No Good TV Reporter

Da'Vone McDonald
Guard #1
Andre 'Doc' Newman
Guard #2

Brittany Buckner
Lorraine

Chris Durand
Fireman #3

Gary J. Wayton
Fireman #5

Mike Massa
Fireman #6

Brett A. Jones
Fireman #7
Robert Garrigus
Fireman #8

Americus Abesamis
Mansion Bouncer (uncredited)

Corina Boettger
Gertrude (uncredited)

Jennifer Bond
Gorgeous Girl (uncredited)
Annabelle Bourlet
Mansion Babe (uncredited)
Nic Bradly
The Make Out Guy (uncredited)

Nahtasha Budhi
Playmate (uncredited)
Christie Brunson
Mansion Girl (uncredited)
Tim Carr
Partygoer (uncredited)
David Casiano
Playboy Socialite (uncredited)
Tiffany Collie
Music Video Model (uncredited)
Dustin Dennard
Fireman (uncredited)

Sky Elobar
Mailman (uncredited)
Jennipher Foster
Lindsay (uncredited)
Kira Gurnee
Party Guest (uncredited)
Juliette Jackson
Bunny (uncredited)
Christopher John Karr
Fireman (uncredited)
Samantha Kelly
Soprano (uncredited)
Sarah Klaren
Playboy Model (uncredited)
Christina Lindley
Playboy Model (uncredited)

Joey Luthman
School Boy in Auditorium (uncredited)
Kier Mellour
Bikini Babe (uncredited)

Meriah Nelson
Grotto diver (uncredited)
Dalton O'Dell
Eugene's Nephew (uncredited)
Kevin Pennington
Party Stud (uncredited)
Jessica Lauren Richmond
No Good TV Celebrity (uncredited)
Andrew Sibner
Hyperventilating Audience Member (uncredited)
Holly Spink
Playboy Bunny (uncredited)
JW Wiseman
Orderly #1 (uncredited)
James Henry Williams Jr.
Posse member (uncredited)
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